Author Mia Brody
Ultimate Mountain Man Spicy Romance Audiobook Bundle
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Welcome to Courage County! These mountain men are big, bearded guys that are gruff and grumpy.Ā But underneath their rugged exteriors, they have hearts of gold just waiting to be uncovered by the curvy women they claim.
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ā Married to the Mountain ManĀ
I punched my brother and took his bride. She belongs to me.
ā Owned by the Mountain ManĀ
This curvy thief just tried to steal from the big, bad wolf. And she's about to learn her lesson.
ā Sold to the Mountain Man
I canāt send the curvy runaway back. But she canāt stay here in my cabin, making it feel like a home and filling my mind with filthy thoughts.
ā Romanced by the Mountain ManĀ
Filthy. Primal. Dominant. Blade is a predator. And I am prey.
ā Engaged to the Mountain Man
Can this innocent princess convince the wild mountain man to claim her curves and his rightful throne?
ā Bred by the Mountain Man
This filthy mountain man is determined to breed the curvy woman who fuels his darkest fantasies.
ā Claimed by the Mountain Man
Grumpy mountain man seeks sunshine nanny to care for equally grumpy nephew.
ā Stalked by the Mountain Man
Thereās only one man Iāve ever lovedāmy fatherās best friend, my stalker.
ā Kidnapped by the Mountain Man
This filthy mountain man is taking what he wantsāhis best friendās little sister!
ā Jingled by the Mountain Man
Santa is going to be extra naughty with the sweet little elf heās claimed as his own!
ā ā ā ā ā Ms. Brody knows when to crank the heat and when to give the sweet to keep the pages turning...the perfect balance of sweetness and spice, this is a winning confection. I loved it. - Melinda, Reviewer
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Chapter One
Brennon
I drum my fingers along the steering wheel, staring up at the imposing columns of the cathedral. My brotherās wedding is today, and Iām expected to be here.
Iād rather be at home where I donāt have to deal with the whispers and the pitying stares from my familyās high society friends.
They were my friends too. But the stroke stole the ability to communicate from me. I can mutter a few words here and there.
Nothing comes out right. It all gets stuck inside my head and despite the best speech therapy that money can buy and numerous consults with neurosurgeons, no one can put my brain back together again.
No one can turn back the clock and change the fact that at thirty, I had a massive stroke.
They called it a patent foramen ovale, which means I had a fuckinā hole in my heart. It went undetected for years until the day it caused the stroke.
Overnight, I changed from a billionaire CEO to a rambling guy who pissed himself and had to relearn how to walk. I did it.
I regained everything but my ability to speak. Itās still not enough.
Iām not the same man I was, so I retreated. I built my own cabin in the mountains of Courage County, far from the family business.
I should have just sent a wedding gift and called it done. But I was curious about the woman my brother would marry.
She has to be a gold digger, a fair-weather woman who will be gone the moment my brother needs support or companionship.
Forcing myself from the car, I nod at the men in suits that are carefully guarding the fancy cathedral here in Asheville.
I donāt even bother trying to speak, not when itās clear they know who I am. I am an Abernathy and here that inspires admiration and respect. But mostly, well-earned fear.
I move through the winding halls without an escort or a guide, not eager for this reunion. I wonder if itās too late to send the gift and duck out.
By now, the first look should be starting. Mom will want everyone gathered in one room so there can be dozens of family photos.
After all, an eventās success is directly proportional to how much envy it causes in oneās upper crust friends.
I slip into the room. Cool air, ornate marble surfaces, and gold filigree scream that this is not the place where the poor worship.
No, this is for sell-outs like us who make our money lying, cheating, and stealing from everyone around us. But at least, we look good doing it.
My eyes instantly go to Cadence, the name I recognize from the wedding invitation.
Sheās a goddess with long, black flowing hair thatās coiffed up in a careful bun with a few tendrils framing her heart-shaped face.
Her bright, blue eyes are filled not with anticipation at the events of the coming day but anxiety.
Her plump red lips are so damn kissable. And those curves make my mouth water and leave me aching to hold her close.
Thereās just one problem. Sheās my brotherās girl. Sheās wearing a wedding dress.
Sheās marrying that lucky bastard today. She carefully adjusts her veil and when she catches my eye in the mirror, she turns.
I lick my suddenly dry lips. I want to tell her to run away with me instead.
I want to yell at her that sheās making the worst mistake of her life. That my brotherāGod forgive meāis a heartless bastard who will do nothing more than crush her hopes and dreams.
But thereās nothing to say. The words might come out as gibberish anyway.
Cadence gives me a guarded smile. She steps forward, her voice quiet and lilting.
Sheās a melody I forgot but the moment I hear it, I know every note by heart. āHi, Iām Cadence.ā
I nod to her. Maybe itās a good thing that I can barely speak. Because if I could, only the filthiest words would be coming out of my mouth. Things that would make this curvy goddess blush for days.
āItās nice to meet the last member of the family,ā she says.
Her knuckles are white from where sheās clutching the folds of the wedding gown.
It looks like some monstrosity my mom forced her to wear. It wouldnāt surprise me if those are real diamonds sewed into the bodice.
I nod again, rather than try to speak.
āYour family is very nice.ā She stumbles over the word and we both know why.
Theyāre vipers, every last one of them. Up until my stroke, I was the cruelest of them. But having your entire family turn on you when youāre alone in the hospital changes you.
Since I wonāt risk saying anything, I put my hand on her shoulder. Even with the thin white material that signifies she belongs to my brother, the touch still feels right. It feels like I should be doing this every day, comforting her and protecting her.
She closes her eyes briefly, steadying herself.
But before she can say anything, my brother and his friends are stumbling into the room. I drop my hand and turn to them.
I should smile or something. I think I read once that families are happy to see each other. But whoever wrote that book never had a family like mine.
Andrew already reeks of alcohol. He always does these days.
I used to joke that it wasnāt a holiday until Dad had bought Andrew out of a DUI and made his latest arrest go away. Back then, I thought that shit was funny. Now, itās disgusting.
āOh, good. You met her,ā Andrew slurs. He sways on his feet.
I glance at Cadence, and her entire expression has gone blank. She turns to the mirror and pretends to fuss with her dress and hair, ignoring her husband-to-be.
Iām guessing this isnāt the magical first look that most couples have on their wedding day. Figures Andrew would be marrying as part of a business merger. I should have seen that coming.
I reach for his tie and quickly undo the sloppy knot.
Cadence is sweet. She doesnāt fit in here among them. Thereās no calculating gleam in her eye, no streak of cruelty that sheās waiting to unleash.
āSheās a fuckinā hippo,ā he complains as if sheās not in the room.
He makes a wheezing sound when I tighten the tie harder than necessary around his throat.
Heāll never appreciate those big tits or those ample hips. Heāll never watch with awe and wonder as she climbs into his lap. Heāll never look at her and see his queen.
I glance toward Cadence, but thereās not even a hint of surprise on her face. Fuckinā jack ass.
This isnāt the first time heās talked about her like this and certainly not the first time heās done it in front of her.
No, the only thing in her expression is steely determination. She must need him badly if sheās willing to put up with my brother.
āPut her fat ass on a diet,ā one of the groomsmen suggests. Heās dealing cards to the other groomsmen.
I glare in the direction of the five guys I used to hang out with when I was together with my brother. Were they always like this? How did I never notice?
āEveryone knows that whales donāt diet,ā another groomsmen quips and all of them break into cruel laughter that has my blood boiling.
I finish his tie and drop my hands, squeezing them into fists. She wants him. Sheās chosen him. She knows what sheās getting.
āHey, Cadence,ā my brother leers. I hate the sound of her name on his lips.
I hate the way heās looking at her and the things he must think about her. His lips twist in a smile thatās anything but kind. āCan whales even orgasm?ā
Thatās how my older brother ends up on the floor with a bloody nose, crying like the little bitch he is.
It takes two of his asshole friends to pull me off of him because I might barely be able to speak but Iām still in fighting shape. Hell, Iām in better shape now than I ever was.
Somewhere in my brain, Cadenceās gasp registers. But I donāt even look at her. Iām too damn intent on putting my brother in his place.
āWhat the hell is your problem?ā Andrew demands as he scrambles to his feet, holding his nose. āIs your brain still scrambled, you dumb mute?ā
Maybe the barb would have stung once upon a time, but I have a bigger mission in life now. Itās to protect and love my girl.
Yeah, Cadence is mine and as soon as the realization blooms in my chest, I know itās the truth.
Summoning all of my focus, I manage to growl a single word at him, āMine.ā
He makes a sound that might be a chuckle. Itās hard to tell around all the blood thatās leaking onto his tuxedo and the way heās cradling his nose. āWait. You want lardo?ā
I nod at him. Growing up, heād never give me what I wanted. We were always in fierce competition and even though he was older than me, I was still the favored son.
He might not want to give me her, but it doesnāt matter. Because I will keep fighting him until he surrenders her.
āOh, this is too good. The whale and the idiot.ā His voice has taken on a nasally quality and he has to stop to shove tissue up his nostrils.
Under his eyes are already turning purple. Heāll have the best surgeon in town reset the damn thing within an hour.
The only thing I truly hurt was his pride. āTell you what, little bro. You can have her. But you handle mom and dad.ā
My parents may not admit it but theyāll both be relieved to marry Cadence off to me.
Theyāll still get what they want while being able to use Andrew in another of their schemes. Theyāll probably marry him off to a rich heiress that he can make miserable for a few years before she gets the good sense to divorce him.
āJeremy, call my surgeon then get me a clean shirt,ā he demands of his assistant. The man is supposed to be his friend, but you wouldnāt know that by the way Andrew talks to him.
He turns toward the side door, the one that will let him escape like the rat he is. āYou and tubby have fun making little piglets.ā
I growl and step toward him. All it takes is that one move and heās scurrying away. Sounds like heās laughing under his breath. But I donāt care.
I just laid claim to my bride. Now all I have to do is convince her to walk down the aisle with me instead.
My knuckles throb, already bruising. There are ways to throw a punch and protect the knuckles, but I didnāt do that.
I wanted the punches that would inflict the most pain possible on my brother. Even now I want to run after him. I want to demolish him until heās nothing more than a stain on the asphalt next to the dumpster outside.
I turn to Cadence, content now that I know sheās safe from my brotherās barbs. It doesnāt matter whether itās physical or verbal, Iāll always be the man who defends her.
It takes a superhuman level of concentration to ground out the words, āMarry. Me.ā
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I write every story to be a standalone romance featuring one main couple who gets their happily ever after, so the books can be read in any order.
But if you prefer to read in order, here it is for Ultimate
Mountain Man Spicy Romance Bundleā¦
Book #1: Married to the Mountain Man
Book #2: Owned by the Mountain Man
Book #3: Sold to the Mountain Man
Book #4: Romanced by the Mountain Man
Book #5: Engaged to the Mountain Man
Book #6: Bred by the Mountain Man
Book #7: Claimed by the Mountain Man
Book #8: Stalked by the Mountain Man
Book #9: Kidnapped by the Mountain Man
Book #10: Jingled by the Mountain Man
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Why You'll Love These Mountain Men
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They're gruff and grumpy with hearts of gold. I'm a sucker for the heroes who are tough on the outside but total softies for their women.
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They're OVER THE TOP and completely in love with their women. And they love women just like you with BEAUTIFUL bodies and plenty of luscious curves.
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They're real and not afraid to be vulnerable. These aren't perfect heroes. They're dealing with the challenges that come along with disabilities and chronic illness.

About Mia Brody
I'm a romance writer who loves big, bearded guys that are gruff on the outside and oh-so gooey on the inside.
ā¤ļø Writes swoon-worthy romance
ā¤ļø Known for Courage County
ā¤ļø Loves heroes with hearts of gold
ā¤ļø Passionate about disability rep in romance